Costume Fail ft. Mika

Greetings fellow humans, 

This is an exhibition of one of the most painful days of my life, Halloween. I was forced to wear a horrible costume that did not even fit me. Why do I have to look like a green monster? Oh, I mean a "friendly" CATerpillar. Why do I have to be a caterpillar? Why couldn't I be a bat cat? Or super cat? Or spider cat? Really Shikha? REALLY? 

I was in shock that Shikha put me through this.  

I was in shock that Shikha put me through this.  

Do I get treats for this?

Do I get treats for this?

I suffered in silence as I contemplated on how to get this costume off. 

I suffered in silence as I contemplated on how to get this costume off. 

I managed to take it off as Shikha gasped in shock. Yes, I am a strong cat. 

I managed to take it off as Shikha gasped in shock. Yes, I am a strong cat. 

Unbelievable.......   At least, I look handsome. 

Unbelievable....... 

At least, I look handsome. 

I decided to punch my costume. Just because. 

I decided to punch my costume. Just because. 

Then, I groomed myself for three hours.

Then, I groomed myself for three hours.

The end.